the faust chronicle

A Time to Part?

by nikolas on March 23, 2009

As cross posted on my blog here.

Perhaps it may be time to pack my bags and leave the interwebs to the savvy, the ones armed with with and charm, and a big dollop of talent. I mean you can only pretend for so long right? Must think this through and come up with answer. Till then, or later this evening, do not answer memes that seems to be my trigger for blocks of sorts et-cetera et-cetera. [click to continue…]

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Our Kid’s Blog: Radically Different?

by nikolas on March 11, 2009

Most times i have no clue as to what Our Kid Bert is on about till most past halfway down his posts but laughter is quite often a most appreciated side effect of attempting to get through to the end of each. Not oft updated but when there is a new post i would not hesitate to break a leg or two *not mine, obviously* as i rush to read the new post. I think the word funny does a disservice to Our Kid’s artistry with words. [click to continue…]

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Of female orgasm and money.

by nikolas on January 20, 2009

I have for the longest time listened to my male friends moan and groan *not in the throes of passion, mind!* about how hard they have to work to give their lady people orgasms, I am here to rip them a new one. It has nothing to do with technique, or so I am told. There is a theory being bandied about by scientists with not much to do that might involve size, and strangely enough it has nothing to do with organs. [click to continue…]

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Wake up and smell the coffee, not tea mark you!

by nikolas on January 18, 2009

The statement goes; wake up and smell the coffee, not tea, I thought that I must reiterate this fact. I hardly understand why I would get the urge to take *if Kenyan insert ‘drink’ here* a tepid beverage, cooked, it is leaves right? Hence it cannot possibly be brewed, into a tasteless mass of wet leaves whose consistency and flavour is most suspect, this I understand it to be described as ‘delicate’. I have an opinion of its flavour, which I am unable to pontificate about here since I might be rewarded with an R. Kellyesque irrigation of the same. Something to do with showers being golden and such, mind. [click to continue…]

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Why I Hate Football and Other Stories.

by nikolas on January 7, 2009

I did have a particularly exciting childhood, this said since I, not of my own volition managed to live in a myriad of rural and semi rural towns in this absolutely gorgeous country we call Kenya. After several years of frustration my dad decided that it was time he settled me in one school, and did the country hopping all on his own. It is pretty tough on a child to switch schools every year and at times twice in a year. [click to continue…]

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On Kenyan Radio, Anything Flies, Really!

by nikolas on January 6, 2009

If you, like me, I am human on occasion, happen to drive to work, use public transport or walk, people have been spotted with Nokia branded items stuffed in their ears as they trudge to wherever they do trudge to, you are bound to be listening to one of a vast number of radio stations each trying to outdo each other, threatening or offering you a million or so bob in one competition or the other in the hope that they shall bribe you to keep listening to their meaningless banter and wide selection of advertisements while claiming to be the best of the lot, which really, lets face it, is not really a representatively resplendent accomplishment. [click to continue…]

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Happy New Year 2009.

by nikolas on January 1, 2009

I do wish to put my wishes for a brilliantly happy and fabulously properous new year to all my readers. Normal programming shall resume soon after the brief hiatus.

Do feel free to poke around the archives keep yourselves entertained and what not. [click to continue…]

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