A new revolutionary device to eliminate those pesky mouse things has been introduced, and it kills a mouse in about 3 seconds. Apparently it can take out 150 mouses before the charge runs out in the batteries provided with the unit. You may need to empty the dead mouse compartment every 10 mice or so, depending on how well fed you have kept the rodents.
There is something horribly chilly about the efficiency of this mouse killer, “ready to kill again” sends chills down my spine.
That said, i should buy one and send it on a quest with my younger brother, there are some mouses on the farm that might short circuit it instead, those buggers are the toughest i have ever encountered, short of dropping a ton of bricks on them, nothing ever does kill them! Even after dropping the ton of bricks on them they crawl off to die in their burrows, or wherever else they hole up.
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It’s chilling alright. Animal rights guys will soon be on its case.
Cruel!!! Give the mice a Chance
I love anything that kills rodents. So I think I would love this machine with an intense passion.
There’s a mouse that came in via the balcony and into my place a few weeks back. The bloody thing has been living under my washing machine and subsisting on my garbage in that time and I don’t want to poison it because it will find the least accessible corner of my flat in which to die and stink up the entire place.
Needless to say, I want one of those!